...horrifying message without context, thank you

@fasterthanlime Where are our microfictioners at? Prompt here!

@fasterthanlime @Binder Please tell me that’s not a SCP alert

@fasterthanlime Call the Ghostbusters!

@fasterthanlime finally it's not *my* problem anymore

@fasterthanlime well, if the explosive collars haven't triggered, you know it isn't THAT SCP.

@Infoseepage @fasterthanlime "Are you troubled by entities being released in your computer? If the answer is yes, then don't wait another minute. Pick up the phone and call the professionals. We are ready to believe you."

@fasterthanlime

YouTube

Invidious

@fasterthanlime @plwt "Not sure if you can afford to live Entity free in this economy? Ask about our low rate installment plans and receive a complimentary check for free roaming phantasms. Act now! Don't spend another night afraid to look out from under the covers."

@fasterthanlime ::sweatdrop::

@fasterthanlime
The payroll system we use sends a message every month with the subject:

RUN DO NOT REPLY

which always puts me in mind of the radioactive Cobalt canisters, DROP AND RUN.

I don't know what the emails contain, because they're way down in my inbox by the time I've decided it's probably safe to walk back to my computer.

@fasterthanlime

well, *now* you’ve done it…

@fasterthanlime I think I know where it went.

@fasterthanlime

<Monty Burns voice>

Smithers! Release the Entities! Then get me more Entities!

@fasterthanlime Oh no, did somebody connect the secret computer with the experimental artificial superintelligence to the network?

@fasterthanlime it's the Kraken!

@fasterthanlime sounds like a ghost escaped

@donray @fasterthanlime you never saw Saw but did you see Saw Two? Maybe you didn't see Saw Two too…

@fasterthanlime Experiment Six-Two-Six, is that you??

@fasterthanlime This is one of those strange messages that would actually sound even worse if it was a warning instead of an error message...

@fasterthanlime is it really an error tho?