By AI boom, Satya means the booming bank balance of tech execs built on a foundation of largely no value.
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By AI boom, Satya means the booming bank balance of tech execs built on a foundation of largely no value.
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By AI boom, Satya means the booming bank balance of tech execs built on a foundation of largely no value.
@GossiTheDog
Obscenely rich Ai bros to ordinary people: "Please buy our Ai crap so we can continue to be obscenely wealthy.
Thank you for your attention to this matter." -
By AI boom, Satya means the booming bank balance of tech execs built on a foundation of largely no value.
@GossiTheDog The AI investment bubble / con reminds me of the dot.com bubble of the late 1990s but at a magnitude or two of scale larger.
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By AI boom, Satya means the booming bank balance of tech execs built on a foundation of largely no value.
@GossiTheDog what a load of bullshit. If people have to be forced to use it, it's hardly a boom.
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By AI boom, Satya means the booming bank balance of tech execs built on a foundation of largely no value.
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@GossiTheDog You know how Cory Doctorow talks about "enshittification"?
I'd suggest we label Satya's and other's warnings like this as "nadellafication":
"We built this shitty tech that's right 60% of the time, and now your IT staff spends most of its days desperately fixing what's wrong 40% of the time. Why haven't you fully embraced it?"
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By AI boom, Satya means the booming bank balance of tech execs built on a foundation of largely no value.
@GossiTheDog This is framed as a warning but I’m taking it as more of a promise.
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@GossiTheDog I am so confused by those AI bros. It is like they have absolutely no clue how the world works?
They seem to be stunned that people don't like faulty, dangerous products. They have no clue that people have no money left for those nonsense products, which are causing chaos & more work, and who are also pissed that they are stealing data, human labour, destroying the environment and establishing a broligarchy.
And they are completely and utterly baffled that we don't love them.
@art_histories @GossiTheDog the tech companies are pushing AI very hard, and some people seem unable to disagree with what they've been told.
So they accept that AI is as revolutionary as they've been led to believe, and in that context what skeptics say makes no sense.
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@cy @GossiTheDog My Ponzi scheme also falters without wider adoption LOL.
@brezelradar @cy @GossiTheDog “broader global use is essential if technology is to deliver lasting growth”
“Usage growth is essential if technology is to have usage growth”
I mean, Bill Gates is an asshole, Steve Ballmer is a dickhead, but this guy is trying really hard to compete with both
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@GossiTheDog Idiots. I hope they don’t run half of IT into a wall.
@promovicz @GossiTheDog
Don’t worry, it won’t be *half* of IT. It will be *all* of Corporate IT. -
@GossiTheDog LMAO 'This product will fail if more people don't start using it.' That's how it works! You make a shit product no one likes, people don't buy it, you stop making the product (see metaverse).
McDonalds CEO: Our new shit burger may falter if more people don't buy it
@mainframed767 @GossiTheDog
Bad example.People still buy shitty McDonalds burgers.
The only people buying the garbage marketed as “AI” are people who think they can liquidate all their employees.
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By AI boom, Satya means the booming bank balance of tech execs built on a foundation of largely no value.
@GossiTheDog Tulip boom could falter without wider adoption, bigwig tulip trader warns
Investment boom could falter without wider adoption, financial genius Charles Ponzi warns
... shortly before fucking off with all your money
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@GossiTheDog He is specifically talking about his own product that no one wants. The "no one wants copilot" vibe is so strong, they are damaging one of their biggest brands (Office) to boost sales of it.
He's got a losing hand, even at a table full of shitty hands, he's got a real stinker.
Some of the other Ai products might have some some shot, but Copilot? DOA.
It's like they found a way to make their products worse, and doubled down on it, and then complain no one wants it. weird.
@Sablebadger @GossiTheDog
Office didn’t have any Goodwill to start with, only inertia.
A combination of factors, including CrapPilot and suspending accounts at the behest of the Orange one has put the brakes on and is burning up that inertia. -
@GossiTheDog pretty certain that AI will boom soon. First, though, Linux on the desktop. Then, I guess, flying cars.
@flipper @GossiTheDog
Ironically, the collapse of Microsoft due to their All-In on LLM is causing a boom for Linux on the desktop. -
@GossiTheDog I saw this on Bluesky and it’s so accurate
“They refused to make it relevant to my lifestyle.”
@zarchasmpgmr @GossiTheDog
ThEn YoU mUsT cHaNgE yOuR lIfEsTyLe To CoMpLy! -
@GossiTheDog I saw this on Bluesky and it’s so accurate
“They refused to make it relevant to my lifestyle.”
@GossiTheDog lol caught the alt on the first pic
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By AI boom, Satya means the booming bank balance of tech execs built on a foundation of largely no value.
@GossiTheDog "AI Boom" and then it's just them trying to force us to buy things that absolutely nobody has ever asked for and that nobody actually wants.
The consumer they're trying to sell this slop to genuinely doesn't exist because nobody wants to pay a subscription fee to a product that lies to them and ALSO still slurps up all of their data.
At this point, every single company that goes "all-in" on AI is so incredibly out of touch that they actually deserve to fail. -
@Sablebadger @GossiTheDog
Office didn’t have any Goodwill to start with, only inertia.
A combination of factors, including CrapPilot and suspending accounts at the behest of the Orange one has put the brakes on and is burning up that inertia.@Salvo @GossiTheDog True. For a big brand "inertia" isn't the worst thing to have if you're the brand holder.
so killing that brand with a stupid rebrand is even dumber in that context.
None of it makes any sense.
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By AI boom, Satya means the booming bank balance of tech execs built on a foundation of largely no value.
@GossiTheDog It does my heart good to see billionaires cry.
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By AI boom, Satya means the booming bank balance of tech execs built on a foundation of largely no value.
“Jensen Huang of Nvidia has said relentless negativity around AI is hurting society and has done a lot of damage”
