@stefano @Dianora @Keltounet @mwl
#alps

@stefano @Dianora @Keltounet @mwl Footnote : https://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/G%C3%A9n%C3%A9pi
I wish this article would be available in English too, yet it is available in Italian. (For some reason)

@stefano @Dianora @Keltounet @mwl Then I might loose control and replace the bottle with génépi, which would further deviate from the original gelato product but amplify even user satisfaction to a whole new level. #outofcontrol #emergencyStop #forgetPreviousPrompt

@stefano @Dianora @Keltounet @mwl You know the trade offs of emulation, this could lead to a suboptimal experience… thus I might get rid of the icecream and focus on the bottle. (From simplicity comes user satisfaction)

#drunkCipherMachine #veryRandomNumberGenerator

@stefano @Dianora @Keltounet @mwl I might as well purchase vanilla icecream and put a large amount of Grand Marnier on it. Call it emulation of some sort , and try to synchronize with you folks. Well, timezones would make this fun, indeed.

@stefano @Dianora @Keltounet @mwl I’ll virtually enjoy from remote… (well, no, but that’s for another conf a bit closer from home, someday). (I don’t think gelato payloads can make it to my computer, probably due to firewalls, would they?).

@Dianora @Keltounet @mwl @stefano Not bad at all. Must be tasty… I vote for it

@stefano @gumnos @mwl @Dianora Sure, inhabited by a Bored Single Demon. “He” just wanted to get friends.

@Dianora @gumnos @mwl @stefano Absolutely!

@gumnos @mwl @Dianora @stefano Both may, for sure, be present at the table. #devicedrivers

@Dianora @stefano @mwl Yes, the poor thing was so covered with shame and failures, that an extreme erotization was needed for it to get accepted. Salvage for systemd.

@stefano @Dianora @mwl yep: He Who Must Be Read is obviously untouchable. We have no rights to do that. “touch mwl” would miserably fail, that is.
Also note that Stefano’s story does not mention (yet) an overexcited systemd. I don’t see plagiarism in this. Let’s expect an hommage at some point, in pure Hans Zimmer style. /* insert big brass sound sample here */

@_elena @stefano And the café is the treasure island (“X” marks the place). “Heeeeee is a pirate, a jar of whiskey and a bottle of winnnneeeeee”. Well that was a spontaneous Jack Sparrow moment. Sorry!