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Guillotine Jones, FlâneurG

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  • 25 years ago today, Bad_CRC posted the primordial meme video "All Your Base Are Belong To Us" on Newgrounds.
    Guillotine Jones, FlâneurG Guillotine Jones, Flâneur

    @jwz
    Ever since I first heard about "All Your Base Are Belong To Us," jwz, I've been a fan.
    Thank YOU for alerting me to the anniversary or I might have missed it!
    #AllYourBase

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  • at least there's this (it made me laugh)
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    @moonrabbit
    Great cat photo, Laen.
    Equally great AltText accompanies it.
    Thank YOU!

    Uncategorized cats catsofmastodon

  • AI image slop vs physiotherapy!
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    @cstross
    Don't try this at home!

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  • These are not my cats
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    @rufustheduck
    I, for one, would like to believe that these two cats are related.

    Uncategorized cats catsofmastodon pets london cycling

  • #Squirrel of the Day for February 14, 2026 surveys the perimeter #squirrels
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    @artologica
    Squirrel!

    Uncategorized squirrel squirrels

  • Happy Caturday!
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    @davidleeholcomb
    Nice demon of destruction ya got there.
    Happy Caturday that lands on Valentines day to you and all who celebrate.

    Uncategorized caturday catsofmastodon

  • Cat posts are readHashtags are blueI'm crafting alt textBefore federating with you
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    @jerzone
    Have a ball on this Valentines Day Caturday, black cat!

    Uncategorized badvalentines caturday catsofmastodon

  • TIME’S PASSING (2007)Oil on Panel - 26” x 16”
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    @MichaelWhelan
    This photo is both striking and evocative, Michael.
    Propz, and thank YOU for sharing.

    Uncategorized fineart personalvisions portals imaginativereal

  • BOOST OR QUOTE THIS!
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    @meganmariehart
    I see your post, Megan.

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  • Let's remind everyone what a safe internet actually means.
    Guillotine Jones, FlâneurG Guillotine Jones, Flâneur

    @Tutanota
    Safe internet or surveillance internet?
    The choice is ours, unless governments take it away.

    Uncategorized saferinternetda sid

  • Hear me out: Antiques Roadshow, but for cursed objects.
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    @GayDeceiver
    Where can I see this must-see TV, GayDeceiver?

    Uncategorized antiquesroadsho

  • They didn't search it because they were afraid what it might reveal about important people.
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    @georgetakei
    Follow the buried bodies AND the money in the Trump/Epstein scandal, Mr Takei.

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  • There are a lot of claims by political leaders and pundits on both sides of the Atlantic that the #USA and #Europe are united by a common "European culture".
    Guillotine Jones, FlâneurG Guillotine Jones, Flâneur

    @juergen_hubert
    All true.

    Uncategorized usa europe racism whitesupremacy trumpadministra

  • I've been waiting all week for Caturday to arrive just so I could post this photo of a woman, her cat, and a ladder
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    I've been waiting all week for Caturday to arrive just so I could post this photo of a woman, her cat, and a ladder.
    The actual origin of the photo has been lost after it got dumped into my bag of "borrowed" internet visual "content."
    Happy Caturday to all who celebrate!
    #Caturday #VintageCat

    Uncategorized caturday vintagecat

  • I've been looking for a new hair stylist since mine went total frothing at the mouth evil.
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    @NorcalGma2
    I'm happy for all of you Gma, including the dogs.

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  • Can’t go to sleep until I figure out a clear and obvious solution to all current problems
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    @donni
    I'm right here with you, donni.
    We can do this!

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  • Terry Pratchett on militant decency and justifiable anger
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    @Natasha_Jay
    No wonder so many people quote Terry Pratchett, Natasha.
    This one quotation changes my default mental stance A LOT.

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  • By AI boom, Satya means the booming bank balance of tech execs built on a foundation of largely no value.
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    @GossiTheDog
    Obscenely rich Ai bros to ordinary people: "Please buy our Ai crap so we can continue to be obscenely wealthy.
    Thank you for your attention to this matter."

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  • Zohran is expanding the number of public toilets in NYC and improving how the existing ones are cleaned and maintained.
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    @futurebird
    Paying attention to the people on the street?
    The horror!

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  • 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 Hey USA, please have a little consideration, and STOP USING THE DEMENTIA HASHTAG FOR YOUR POLITICAL AGENDA--it's supposed to be FOR CAREGIVERS going through the worst, most stressful and depressing experience of their lives
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    @SnowyCA
    You're welcome.
    I would have remained ignorant of this faux pas had you not brought it to my attention, Snowyin.
    I don't wish to do it again.

    Uncategorized usa politics uspoli dementia
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