As an older tech person, it's legit heartwarming watching the TikTok generation discover why we all hate Oracle.

ck

@garius the LOLest moment of the last few years on LinkedIn was explaining to an Oracle sales rep how fucking shit the company was and their historical context for being assholes and him thanking me for the details that weren't clear to him and made his last year of conversations make a lot more sense

Pauliehedron ✅ :donor:

@Dio9sys @garius Novell was bought by MicroFocus who (also had Attachmate but divested SUSE) and is now owned by of all companies, OpenText.

Eric Likness

@garius@me.uk And I will never grow tired of Oxide and Friends live stream on Discord doing the occasional dunk on the master yachter, hisself.

Every time they dunk on Larry, an angel gets its wings.

@bcantrill @ahl

Ronald Abadi

I disliked it when Oracle acquired Sun Microsystems. I disliked it when Oracle acquired MySQL. I disliked the dispute over Android and Java.

But, unpopular opinion here, over the years I have kind of really got used to the Oracle database, so yeah, a dilemma for me.

Ed

@garius #facts

Zeborah

@RogerBW @garius The great thing about unis is that, as terrible as Oracle is, guaranteed it's still not the worst part of the information architecture.

Shertson

@garius

A product my employer used for a decade was bought out by oracle through another acquisition. Luckily the product was already sunset and there was only a six month overlap between EOL and the acquisition. Two years later we are still fighting bills incurred after EOL date. Sales order vs opportunities something or other. Trying to explain to CFO how Oracle is a money machine not a tech company made me sound like a crazy person. I think he is starting to get it now.

EndlessMason

@garius
Something to talk about in the holidays

Owl Eyes

@garius See? Once in a loooong while, the laws of Kamma actually work in some discernible way.

jlwndski

@garius
Lawsuite Larry has many enemies.

MacCruiskeen

@zeborah @RogerBW @garius We have sharepoint now too.

Darth Osler

@garius the only thing Oracle predicts is "Things we touch will turn to shit. Expensively"

Faraiwe

@garius

Ra (Freya) (it/its)𒀭𒈹𒍠𒊩

@garius oracle is the primary reason I'm on Solaris 10 1/13 with the 2021-10 p[atch, not the 2026-01 patchset. bastards

Steven Lipton

@emma @garius well he does have his own island…

Maho 🦝🍻

@garius wait, what happened

jz.tusk

@lemgandi @garius

Fuck Oracle and all, but if they don't know how to put a constraint on a column I gotta wonder if there was ever any hope.....

jz.tusk

@johncc @garius

Came here looking for "you wouldn't hate a lawnmower, would you?". Thanks for keeping things real.

Pixelcats⁷

@garius This.

Kevin Archie

@garius 35 years here. The reasons have varied over the years but it’s been well over half my life of fuck those guys