As an older tech person, it's legit heartwarming watching the TikTok generation discover why we all hate Oracle.
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As an older tech person, it's legit heartwarming watching the TikTok generation discover why we all hate Oracle.
@garius@me.uk And I will never grow tired of Oxide and Friends live stream on Discord doing the occasional dunk on the master yachter, hisself.
Every time they dunk on Larry, an angel gets its wings.
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As an older tech person, it's legit heartwarming watching the TikTok generation discover why we all hate Oracle.
I disliked it when Oracle acquired Sun Microsystems. I disliked it when Oracle acquired MySQL. I disliked the dispute over Android and Java.
But, unpopular opinion here, over the years I have kind of really got used to the Oracle database, so yeah, a dilemma for me.
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As an older tech person, it's legit heartwarming watching the TikTok generation discover why we all hate Oracle.
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@garius Just got an all-staff email at the university: no new transactions (expenses, purchases, etc.) for a month while they set up some new Oracle thing. I sent them a message of condolence.
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As an older tech person, it's legit heartwarming watching the TikTok generation discover why we all hate Oracle.
A product my employer used for a decade was bought out by oracle through another acquisition. Luckily the product was already sunset and there was only a six month overlap between EOL and the acquisition. Two years later we are still fighting bills incurred after EOL date. Sales order vs opportunities something or other. Trying to explain to CFO how Oracle is a money machine not a tech company made me sound like a crazy person. I think he is starting to get it now.
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As an older tech person, it's legit heartwarming watching the TikTok generation discover why we all hate Oracle.
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As an older tech person, it's legit heartwarming watching the TikTok generation discover why we all hate Oracle.
@garius See? Once in a loooong while, the laws of Kamma actually work in some discernible way.
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As an older tech person, it's legit heartwarming watching the TikTok generation discover why we all hate Oracle.
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As an older tech person, it's legit heartwarming watching the TikTok generation discover why we all hate Oracle.
@garius the only thing Oracle predicts is "Things we touch will turn to shit. Expensively"
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As an older tech person, it's legit heartwarming watching the TikTok generation discover why we all hate Oracle.
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As an older tech person, it's legit heartwarming watching the TikTok generation discover why we all hate Oracle.
@garius oracle is the primary reason I'm on Solaris 10 1/13 with the 2021-10 p[atch, not the 2026-01 patchset. bastards
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@garius all these clowns about to find out Larry Ellison is yet another serial sexual abuser.
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As an older tech person, it's legit heartwarming watching the TikTok generation discover why we all hate Oracle.
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@garius And their flagship database is an enormous pile of Crap. Many people feed their families by knowing its quirks and difficulties, but I'd rather be productive.
To give you just one example: Oracle SQL HAS NO BOOLEAN DATA TYPE. The official recommendation is to use a 1 char field. What goes into that? Well, who knows? "Y/N" ? "y/n"? "O/N" if you're french? "1/0"?
In many shops, the result is supposedly boolean fields that contain 3, 5, even 7 different values. Yikes.
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@garius it might be time to go back and rewatch Brian Cantrill's "don't anthropomorphise Larry Ellison" talk
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As an older tech person, it's legit heartwarming watching the TikTok generation discover why we all hate Oracle.
@garius This.
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As an older tech person, it's legit heartwarming watching the TikTok generation discover why we all hate Oracle.
@garius 35 years here. The reasons have varied over the years but it’s been well over half my life of fuck those guys
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@MakeAppPie @garius no, he has a house on land stolen from Indigenous Hawai'ians.
