As an older tech person, it's legit heartwarming watching the TikTok generation discover why we all hate Oracle.

@garius wait, what happened

@lemgandi @garius

Fuck Oracle and all, but if they don't know how to put a constraint on a column I gotta wonder if there was ever any hope.....

@johncc @garius

Came here looking for "you wouldn't hate a lawnmower, would you?". Thanks for keeping things real.

@garius This.

@garius 35 years here. The reasons have varied over the years but it’s been well over half my life of fuck those guys

@MakeAppPie @garius no, he has a house on land stolen from Indigenous Hawai'ians.

@emma @garius yes, I was going to put a stolen Island, but given the context I did leave that part out.

@garius@mastodon.me.uk god i remember installing oracle from scratch and asking myself why does it have to be so hard ? i just wanted a dev database. now i just use sqlite for all dev work. funny because i also used illustra which sort of became the postgres. that thing used to crash all the time .

@garius

Aside from the solarcide, I didn’t really have much ire towards Oracle. They were awful towards their customers but their products were so expensive that anyone who was an Oracle customer could have easily afforded to not be an Oracle customer. In contrast, a load of other big tech companies were abusive to people who weren’t their customers, or to people who were their customers only because they had no other choice.

@gulfie @garius
That's what happens when companies have some really good success, they expand and turn everything new around them to shit.

@duckwhistle @garius On the plus side their purchase of BEA probably accelerated the move away from the full stack J2EE architecture to much lighter weight, simpler alternatives.

@garius
I wonder when they will figure out that Bill Gates is horrible, not because he met Epstein, but because he built Microsoft on his theft of other people's intellectual property.

Free Tier VPS is sooo generous though!!1!

@mapache @garius That's what I came here trying to find out, too! From reading through, it looks like it's just that Oracle bought TikTok, I guess? (And so I guess it's really that the younger generation is*about to* discover, etc., etc., not that they're doing so yet?)

I'd be happy to get more information, if there is any.

@garius

I miss Sun Microsystems...

@gulfie @garius Sun Microsystems for instance. R.I.P.

@StumpyTheMutt @garius yep. I’m not sure the outcome would have been much better if Google had got there first, either. Different yes, better? Almost definitely not. But buying Sun wasn’t on their radar.

@garius well… at least they are doing kinda great job as a #Java steward

@garius As no DBA (and maybe to young?) I always asked myself if there was ever a usecase for prperitary DBMS products? I saw it AS strict requirement for 3rd party Software, but for what? Thinking of PostgreSQL (and other free DBs) it offers clustering, scripting, extensions like GIS, ...
So what was the point?

@jztusk @garius

Nope, not for a lot of places. And yeh, that's the band-aid. But still, every DBA is going to have a DIFFERENT CONSTRAINT. Y/N, y/n, 0/1, 1/-1, 1/0, O/N.

I think there's even a mid-eastern language out there where "No" begins with a Y ...